SEND THIS TO FIVE FRIENDS AND FIVE MORE PEOPLE WILL BE LAUGHING TODAY………(just for fun to give you a chuckle)
Never Choke in a restaurant in hillbilly country!
Two
hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman
at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
‘Kin
ya swallar?’
The woman
shakes her head no.
Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.
The
hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As
she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
table.
His partner says, ‘Ya
know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind LickManeuver’ but I ain’t niver
seed nobody do it!’
